I (don't) want moreEveryone knew "Liz and Dick" was going to be a disaster as soon as it was announced. Two reasons why:
1. It was being made by the Lifetime Network, with a TV-movie budget.
2. It starred Lindsay Lohan.
The pessimism was not unwarranted -- this movie is so bad that I'm surprised Richard Burton hasn't risen from the dead just to throw liquor bottles at the people responsible. I actually hoped that it would be bad in a hilarious, campy way, but instead it's just hideously awkward, cheesy and cheap. As Lohan croaks at one point, "I'M SO BORED!"
The story is narrated by Elizabeth Taylor (Lohan) and Richard Burton (Grant Bowler) from the afterlife. Apparently the heavenly host really want to hear the inside scoop on their relationship. It started during the shooting of "Cleopatra," when Shakespearean actor Burton was unexpectedly cast opposite the scandal-generating superstar Elizabeth Taylor.
Well, despite a rocky start, they began a torrid...
A Horror ClassicFirst up, It's a lifetime movie... that said, It didn't even live up to that expectation. This movie should have been a SciFi Channel film touting the first collaboration of Roger Corman and Ed Wood (long dead) through the Troma studios. Yes, it was that bad.
The acting was so uneven and ridiculous that it made me remember the worst high school production of West Side Story ever. I've taken 20 years to block that from my memory and thanks to this hot mess, it's back.
The story told the viewer nothing they didn't know or has been done better in other films (including TV movies). It played like a disjointed harlequin romance novel of what was a fascinating and very full life. The writing came across as that of a first time screen writer and was just poorly researched as it was dull and boring.
In just a few short years, Lohan has gone from a young, bright promising actress to Paris Hilton (without Nicole). Every once in a while with the right light...
So, so, so, so, SO AWFUL!!!!I am truly amazed that I sat through this entire movie. However, you need to realize that I went into it knowing that it would be a train wreck, but it was far worse than I expected. "Liz and Dick" is a bloody massacre. For the record, I am actually a member of Team LiLo. As a child star, she showed great potential as a solid B-actress (remember "The Parent Trap," Freaky Friday," and of course the iconic "Mean Girls?"). Then Lindsay Lohan grew up, went to rehab 50 times, got arrested 105 times, and unfortunately she hasn't shown a whole lot of promise since then. I actually feel bad for her because she was so horribly miscast in this role. Lifetime obviously was desperate for viewers, and they cast LiLo as Elizabeth Taylor because they knew people like me would watch. And I did. And LiLo totally bombed.
In fairness, the entire movie is an epic disaster (the only saving graces are the costumes, so props to the wardrobe mistress). First, let's talk about Lindsay. Ignore the...
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